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The Federal Council of Bricklyn Enacts Six Month Moratorium on Permitting of New Data Centers
01.07.26 / Close to 200 people jammed into the Bricklyn Longhouse for the January 6th meeting of the Federal Council of the Realm of Bricklyn. The subject: action on a proposed two-year moratorium on the construction of any large-scale data center.
Data Center Moratorium Supporters & Opponents Mobilize Amidst Evidence of Poster Chicanery
12.29.25 / Both sides of the data center moratorium debate have begun mobilizing for the Bricklyn Federal Council's upcoming meeting. Colorful competing posters are seen on streets throughout the Tri-Partite Realm. But there is evidence of poster chicanery.
Holiday Greetings & Our Favorite News Stories from 2025
12.22.25 / Holiday Greetings from the staff & friends of The Bricklyn Eagle / We also take a look back at our staff's five favorite Bricklyn Eagle news stories of 2025.
Does the Office of the Chief Prognosticator Use ChatGPT or Other AI Programs?
12.20.25 / In light of the Federal Council's decision to request the advice of the Bricklyn's Chief Prognosticator on the wisdom of adopting a two-year moratorium on the approval of new data centers, The Bricklyn Eagle wanted to know whether the Office of the Chief Prognosticator is currently using AI.
Data Center Moratorium Resolution Introduced. Hearing Scheduled.
12.16.25 / Federal Council votes to schedule a public hearing on data center moratorium for Jan. 6, 2026, and calls for written comments from Chief Prognosticator of the Realm, David Bricks.
Does a Moratorium on Data Centers Make Sense for Bricklyn?
12.01.25 / The Federal Council has been asked to enact a two-year moratorium on the approval of new data centers. Does such a pause make sense, or is it simply a tactic being used by those who stand in the way of economic development or fear the spread of AI?
Federal Council Member Calls for Two-Year Moratorium on New Data Centers
11.28.25 / The simmering debate over new data centers in Bricklyn heated up this week when a member of the Bricklyn Federal Council, announced that he will be introducing a resolution calling for a two-year moratorium on the construction of any new data centers in Bricklyn.
The Drury Brick Company: Gone from Vermont, but Still Cranking Out Bricks in Bricklyn
11.16.25 / The manufacture of bricks in the Burlington area has a long history, and the Drury Brick Company has been at the heart of it, providing bricks for hundreds of buildings. What is not well known is that Drury Bricks also built a LEGO-scaled brickmaking complex in Bricklyn.
Bricklyn Celebrates 150th Anniversary of Drury Bricks
11.15.25 / Given the existential importance of bricks to our Realm, The Bricklyn Eagle is proud to be co-sponsoring the dedication of a monument to the Drury Brick Company and its workers for their 150 years of brickmaking. Read remarks by the three guest speakers, including Kermit the Frog!
Alarm in Bricklyn Following Tragic Event in California
10.23.25 / The Bricklyn Border Patrol, along with the Realm's Bureau of Outland Affairs, have heard alarming reports about plans of Outlanders to unlawfully enter Bricklyn for the purpose of abducting, and possibly beheading, citizens of the Realm of Bricklyn.
Understanding Bricklyn’s Unique Weather Forecasts
10.19.25 / "What's the weather like today?" That's the question asked by most Bricklynites every day. Bricklyn weather forecasters have the unusual task of having to deal with two totally different "climate zones" in Bricklyn when making their forecasts.
The Bricklyn Brick Spa: A Cleansing Journey
10.12.25 / In the first of a series of interviews of "ordinary" Bricklynites, Bricklyn Eagle correspondent Gloria Vanderbrick speaks with the manager of the Bricklyn Brick Spa, and discusses the key role spas play in the life of the residents of Bricklyn.
Why the Bricklyn Longhouse is Central to Community Life
10.07.25 / Chief Bricklyn historian W.T. Jackson describes the design and uses of the Bricklyn Longhouse, perhaps the single most important building in the Realm. Jackson explains how the Longhouse incorporates Viking, Iroquois, and New England roots.
For the Love of Donuts … Great British Bake Off Judges Paul Hollywood & Prue Leith Invited to Visit Bricklyn
09.28.25 / Bricklyn business leaders have invited Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith, the co-judges of The Great British Bake Off show, to share their love of donuts while visiting Bricklyn and learning how the LEGO realm has become the donut capital of the Inland world.
Venice in Bricklyn: The New Canal District Takes Shape
09.10.25 / Bricklyn's long planned Canal District — referred to by the moniker "Venice in Bricklyn" — is bearing its first fruits with the completion of several Venetian-style palazzi and case alongside a newly constructed canal.
It’s Time for Brickardy!
09.06.25 / Do you know the name of Bricklyn's favorite TV game show? If you're from Bricklyn, the answer is obvious: it's Brickardy. We interview host Zen Brickthings.
Naming Traditions in Bricklyn
08.15.25 / Why do Bricklyn residents often have "brick," "tile," or "plate" in their names. Learn about Bricklyn naming traditions from our culture & history reporter Brenda Softbrick.
Summer Time is Outdoor Music Time in Bricklyn!
08.12.25 / Rhythms of all kinds of music can be heard in Bricklyn this Summer! From concerts at Northside Square and Lake Bricklyn to duos aboard ferries traversing Bricklyn Harbor — not to mention the several music venues that provide the beat every Tuesday night for Dancing in the Street …
New Brick City Delegation Visits Bricklyn: Key Takeaways
08.10.25 / A delegation from New Brick City, Rhode Island, has just wrapped up its first visit to the Realm of Bricklyn, Vermont. New Brick City delegates expressed particular interest in Bricklyn's transportation initiatives and its innovative bicycle and pedestrian network. Also discussed were issues related to housing affordability and …
Bricklyn to Welcome New Brick City Delegation
08.02.25 / Bricklyn leaders are readying for the visit of a delegation representing the LEGO realm of New Brick City. Among the items on the agenda: possible membership of New Brick City in the League of Inland Cities.
Bricklyn Names Vermont Outlander as Ambassador to the United Kingdom
06.20.25 / Bricklyn's Federal Council made a special choice in naming a Vermonter as Bricklyn's new ambassador to the United Kingdom.
Bricklyn Joins France: An Historic Vote Explained
05.15.25 / In an historic vote, the French Parliament overwhelmingly approved Bricklyn's application to become the fourteenth member of France Outre-Mer. This means that the 250 acres of Bricklyn located within the United States are now officially a part of the French Republic.
Bricklyn Eagle Slammed for Use of AI Generated Images
05.12.25 / Several Outland critics have scolded the Bricklyn Eagle for its use of the Dall-E artificial intelligence program for generating images. Their claim is that the newspaper's use of AI for "photos" is "unethical" and "wasteful." Bricklyn Professor of Communications Richard B. Saunders assesses these claims.
Bricklyn Eagle Reporters Take Home 2025 Brickitzer Prize!
05.10.25 / Bricklyn Eagle reporters Paul B. Macro and Mark Tiler Richmond were just named winners of the 2025 Brickitzer prize for local reporting for their coverage of the attempt by Dunk Them Donuts to build a high-rise donut-topped skyscraper that would have required demolition of the historic Stansbury Hotel …
Bricklyn Voters Says “Oui” to Association With France
05.02.25 / Bricklyn voters sent a clear message to the French Parliament yesterday by endorsing Bricklyn's joining the French Republic. The Yes — or "Oui" — vote means that the proposed agreement for Bricklyn to become a French "Overseas Collectivity" has taken a giant step forward.
Bricklyn Moves Closer to Joining France as Overseas Collectivity
04.27.25 / The first of three steps in the process of Bricklyn becoming part of the French Republic as a French Overseas Collectivity was accomplished today with the French Parliament's Delegation on Overseas Territories unanimously recommending approval of Bricklyn's entry.
The Barnum & Bricklyn Circus Returns Home!
04.13.25 / After a two year absence, the famed Barnum & Bricklyn Circus has returned to its home base at the Bricklyn Fairgrounds to sell-out crowds. The Bricklyn Eagle's Amanda B. Starr reports on the Circus's return, as well as on a big change to the line up. Plus exclusive …
Denmark Withdraws From Bricklyn Integration Talks Amidst Tariff & Greenland Concerns
04.05.25 / In another head-spinning development, the office of Denmark's Prime Minister acknowledged today that it would be withdrawing from a draft trilateral agreement with Bricklyn and France that would have integrated half of Bricklyn into the Kingdom of Denmark. Analysts attribute the move to fear of antagonizing the Trump …
“Save Democracy” Meetings Held as Bricklyn Weighs Association With France and Denmark
03.30.25 / The recently formed "Save Democracy" group sponsored public meetings today to allow Bricklynites to weigh in on this coming Tuesday's referendum on a four-year agreement that would associate Bricklyn with both the nations of France and Denmark.
Bricklyn Nears Landmark Agreement to Join French Republic AND Danish Realm
03.17.25 / In a stunning development, secret negotiations between top officials from Bricklyn, Denmark, and France have resulted in the draft of a historic agreement. Half of the Realm of Bricklyn would join the French Republic as an Overseas Territory, while the other half would become part of the Danish …
Historic “Integration Conversations” Held as Bricklyn Eyes French Status
02.23.25 / What seemed like an outlandish fantasy just a few weeks ago — the possible transformation of Bricklyn from an independent LEGO realm into a French overseas territory — has taken a serious turn as officials from both Bricklyn and France have been meeting behind closed doors in Paris.
A Chapter of the Alliance Française Grows in Bricklyn : A Conversation With Its Co-Presidents
02.12.25 / As most Bricklyn Eagle readers know, the founders of Bricklyn are of Danish origin. So, it’s surprising to find that there is a strong and growing chapter of the Alliance Française of Bricklyn.
Join Us For Bricklyn Founders Day!
01.28.25 / In these days fraught with danger, give yourself and your family and friends time to relax while celebrating Bricklyn Founders Day 2025 at Lake Bricklyn Park.
Federal Chancellor Mum on Bricklyn Plans to Block Possible Mass Deportations
01.19.25 / Bricklyn Federal Chancellor Thurnbrick issued a statement today, for the first time addressing the "Draft Report on the Potential Threats to Bricklyn from the United States," which The Bricklyn Eagle reported on last month.
Bricklyn Honors Jimmy Carter: A Community Remembers
12.30.24 / Jimmy Carter was guided by a moral vision of the world and what it could become. We recall with gratitude that it was President Carter who helped inspire the immigration of Bricklynites to Vermont between 1977 and 1981, when the Realm of Bricklyn was formally established.
Nu-Clear Bricklyn Secret Agreement Revealed
12.29.24 / Just three days after The Bricklyn Eagle reported on the celebration of the Simpsons' 5th Anniversary in Bricklyn, we have learned of a secret agreement to authorize construction of a nuclear power plant in Bricklyn. The fallout from this news has already begun.
Simpson Clan Celebrates 5 Years in Bricklyn
12.26.24 / The Simpson family and friends are celebrating five years in Bricklyn since local business leaders in 2019 successfully persuaded the Simpsons to relocate from Springfield to Bricklyn — a stunning win for Bricklyn.
President Biden Sends Holiday Greetings to Bricklyn Eagle Readers
12.20.24 / It was a distinct honor, on behalf of all Bricklyn Eagle readers, to have received Holiday Greetings from Joe and Jill Biden and Willow, their cat. It brought to mind the close (but now threatened) links between America and Bricklyn.
Understanding the Great Wall of Bricklyn
12.15.24 / Understanding the mysterious Great Wall of Bricklyn is essential to understanding Bricklyn itself. A brief primer on the Great Wall.
Bricklyn Starts to Frame Response to Potential Threats from Incoming U.S. Administration
12.09.24 / The Bricklyn Eagle has just obtained a draft copy of the "Report on the Potential Threats to the Realm of Bricklyn From the United States Government." Extended excerpts are provided our readers.
Clean Day Bricklyn is Today!
12.02.24 / Four times each year Bricklynites of all ages take the morning off to wash & scrub Bricklyn — while having a lot of fun. It's called Clean Day Bricklyn. Bricklyn Eagle photographer Ann Tiler Anderson went out in the field to capture some of today's Clean Day action
Recreational Opportunities Abound in Bricklyn!
11.13.25 / Time to de-stress! Recreational opportunities abound in Bricklyn! View a short slideshow prepared by the Bricklyn Chamber of Commerce in cooperation with the Bricklyn Parks & Rec Department.
Bricklyn to Consider “Rejoining” Denmark; Concerns Grow about Mass Deportations Following U.S. Presidential Election
11.10.24 / Led by Federal Council President Hilma Plater-Zybrick, a growing number of Bricklynites are calling for Bricklyn to consider rejoining the Kingdom of Denmark.
Bricklynites Join Residents of Other Inland Cities on “Rogue Schoolers” Trip to France
09.23.24 / Seventeen participants recently took an art-focused expedition to France, led by Jennifer Brickdon. Highlights included visits to Renoir's home; Château de Fontainebleau; and Monet's gardens. The trip, facilitated by Brick Air's new jets and local LEGO residents, aimed to promote tourism between Inland and Outland cities.
Bricklynites Venture to Vermont Outerlands to View Solar Eclipse
04.09.24 / Two dozen Bricklynites joined an excursion to Vermont's Outerlands yesterday. The trip, sponsored by The Samfundet, was to view the solar eclipse that crossed the northwestern quarter of Vermont.
Stackers top Phillies in Dramatic Opening Day Win at Swiftbrick Field
04.05.24 / In a contest that stirred the passions of baseball enthusiasts, the Bricklyn Stackers emerged victorious over the Brickpelier Phillies in a thrilling opening day game at historic Swiftbrick Field.
“Boundless Perspectives” at the Bricklyn Museum of Art
04.01.24 / A fascinating new exhibition titled "Boundless Perspectives: Exploring the Intersection of Form and Imagination" is now on view at the Bricklyn Museum of Art.
Dougie’s “Bricklyn Diner Stories”
03.26.24 / The Bricklyn Diner is where Chef / Short Order Cook Dougie Truebrick prepares diner classics. Regulars like "Old Gus" and Miss Beatrice make it a true community hub. And, love blossoms over apple pie. Read about this special Bricklyn "Third Place."
Bricklyn University “BRU Crew” Pulls Off Stunning Last Second Win in ISL Basketball Tourney
03.23.24 / In a heart-pounding showdown that had fans on the edge of their seats, Bricklyn University's "BRU Crew" emerged victorious over their arch-rival Brickover University's "Big Red Squad" in the 2024 Inland Sports League (ISL) championship basketball game.
“L’ Étoile du Nord” French Restaurant Opens in South Bricklyn
03.17.24 / The wait is over for lovers of fine French food in Bricklyn, with the opening of "L'Étoile du Nord" restaurant. Meet Chef Christophe and hear about his love of French cuisine. Plus: The Bricklyn Foodie's review of L'Étoile du Nord!
A Troubling Message from a Troubled Reader
03.15.24 / Bricklyn Eagle reader Mike S. texted us of his inability to sleep because of "existential concerns" about Bricklyn. Our reply to Mr. S. from Bricklyn's Chief Cosmologist.
Bioswales Helping to Manage Stormwater
03.09.24 / Bricklynites have noticed a number of "bioswales" being installed along roadways throughout the Realm over the past year. Just what are bioswales, and why are they being installed? We answer those questions.
Bricklyn Officials and Dunk Them Donuts Reach Landmark Agreement, Saving the Former Hotel Stansbury
03.04.24 / Dunk Them Donuts agrees to rehabilitate the historic Stansbury building for use as its corporate headquarters. Eighty-eight units of housing and a forty room hotel will also be included. Federal Council drops investigation of Dunk Them Donuts.
Preliminary Guidance on the Use of Generative AI by Media & Government Agencies
03.01.24 / The Federal Council just provided guidance to Bricklyn media outlets and government agencies, related to the appropriate use of generative AI.
Benches Can Bring Big Benefits
02.27.24 / Parks & Recreation Director Rhonda Brickson spoke to us about the Department's new bench funding program, and the benefits public benches can provide.
Bricklyn’s Chief Prognosticator Advises Against Downtown Bricklyn Junction High-Rise Zoning
02.27.24 / The text of the just released Chief Prognosticator's advisory opinion on Dunk Them Donuts' proposed zoning amendment to increase the maximum allowable height of buildings in downtown Bricklyn Junction.
Promoting Tolerance & Mutual Understanding
02.25.24 / Three of Bricklyn's faith leaders discuss the importance of promoting tolerance, mutual understanding, and social justice.
Did Dunk Them Donuts Set Up a Dummy Company to Buy the Hotel Stansbury?
02.24.24 / The Bricklyn Eagle's investigation into the ownership history of the Stansbury Hotel / Office Building has turned up some troubling information.
Joint Planning Commission / Federal Council Committee Meets on Proposed Zoning Amendment
02.22.24 / A joint committee of the Bricklyn Planning Commission and Bricklyn Federal Council met last night to consider a zoning amendment to increase allowable building heights.
Dancing in the Street – Every Tuesday Night!
02.16.24 / Every Tuesday night on South Street across from Pastries by Patsy's café there's dancing in the streets. Come and dance. or sit, watch, and enjoy a pastry!
Preservation Board “Preliminarily Denies” Dunk Them Donuts Permit to Demolish Hotel Stansbury
02.14.24 / Read the Bricklyn Historic Preservation Board's findings and decision on Dunk Them Donuts' application to demolish the historic Hotel Stansbury.
An Inside Look at the New “Brickstar” High-Speed Trains
02.07.24 / Brick Rail has initiated high-speed "Brickstar" passenger rail service with a new fleet of advanced rail cars and locomotives. A talk with a top Brick Rail executive about the new service.
Seeing Beyond Bricklyn’s Borders
05.20.24 / One of the great scientific mysteries of Bricklyn is explaining why its' citizens cannot see beyond the city's borders.
Proposed High-Rise “Donut Tower” Would Require Demolition of Historic Hotel
02.03.24 / Sides are already being drawn as the Realm of Bricklyn Planning Commission took up Dunk Them Donuts' high-rise mixed use tower, to be topped by a multi-story revolving donut-shaped restaurant.
Chief Prognosticator of the Realm
02.03.24 / The Chief Prognosticator play a key role in Bricklyn, as that individual's advice is often given great weight by members of the Federal Council.
Dunk Them Donuts’ CEO Broffman Talks with Bricklyn Eagle
02.02.24 / Dunk Them Donuts CEO Dave Tiler Broffman talks about the future of Dunk Them Donuts, and his role as CEO, in an interview with correspondent Gloria Vanderbrick.
Is Pastry Shop Competition Heating Up in Bricklyn?
01.28.24 / Dunk Them Donuts has upped the ante in Bricklyn pastry shops with the opening of a super-size donut outlet right next door to “Pastries by Patsy” café.
Stunning Revelation in Bricklyn Eagle Interview of American Astronaut Neil Armstrong Published after 10+ Year Hold
01.25.24 / Stunning revelations in a previously embargoed interview Bricklyn Eagle Editor Walt Brickman had with Astronaut Neil Armstrong.
Bricklyn Leaders Offer Best Wishes to Frederik X, New King of Denmark
01.15.24 / In honor of the crowning of King Frederik X of Denmark, top Bricklyn leaders sent a congratulatory letter, making note of the Realm of Bricklyn's historic links to Denmark.
Walt Brickman Wins Coveted Brickitzer Prize for his “Neil Armstrong Interview”
01.14.24 / The Brickitzer Prizes for 2013 were just announced, and included an award to Bricklyn Eagle editor Walt Brickman for his interview of astronaut Neil Armstrong.
Court Ruling Issued in Student Athlete Banning Case
01.12.24 / Superior Court Judge Marnya Brickerlan has ruled that the Bricklyn Board of Education must reinstate Patricia Plater Perry to the Bricklyn High School track team.
In the Matter of Patricia Plater Perry vs. Realm of Bricklyn Board of Eduction
01.12.24 / Read the full text of the just-released ruling of Judge Marnya Brickerlan of the Bricklyn Superior Court — a ruling that some have called "historic."
Bricklyn High School Track Star Banned from Competing
01.06.24 / In a surprise ruling, the Realm of Bricklyn’s Board of Education has banned visiting student Patricia Plater Perry from competing for the Bricklyn Striders track team.
New Bricklyn Arboretum Offers Residents & Visitors Spot to Relax
01.03.24 / The Broffman Arboretum has opened its’ doors to the public. Located adjacent to the downtown Bricklyn train station, the arboretum is already pleasing residents and visitors alike.
Bricklyn Loop Monorail Draws Eyes Skyward
11.03.23 / The Bricklyn Loop monorail has now opened, providing enhanced transit services to the growing South Bricklyn downtown core. Read about this innovative system.
“Pastries by Patsy,” a New French-Style Bakery / Café, Now Open Downtown
11.01.23 / Patsy, a Burlington VT Outlander, has just opened a French-style bakery / café downtown. Gloria Vanderbrick, our "People in the News" correspondent, earlier interviewed Patsy about her plans.
Bear Sightings Proliferate in Bricklyn
10.17.23 / Numerous sightings of a strange looking bear have been reported throughout Bricklyn. Correspondent David Plater Blue reports.
South Bricklyn Dog Park Opens
10.07.23 / South Bricklyn's new dog park opens, with special master of ceremonies, Muppet legend Rowlf the Dog.
Strike Ends! Bricklyn Eagle to Resume Publication
09.28.23 / The longest strike in Bricklyn history has finally ended, largely thanks to the heroic efforts of the Gang of Four.
On Dealing with Temporal & Spatial Dislocation in Bricklyn
03.09.23 / A report to the Federal Council on how to best deal with the temporal and spatial dislocation that continues to affect a substantial number of Bricklynites.
Unique Space Flight Park Opens Downtown
02.18.23 / A unique park has opened in the center of downtown Bricklyn that captures the imagination as it pays hommage to space flight. POTUS sends congratulations.
Agreement Brokered by “Gang of Four” Defuses Donut Crisis
02.11.23 / In a series of behind-the-scenes meetings, the "Gang of Four" has brokered an agreement between pro-donut and pro-croissant groups.
Donut Debate Delayed as Action to Declare Donut “a Cherished Item of Intangible Cultural Heritage” is Considered
02.07.23 / The Bricklyn Federal Council has postponed consideration of the petition to ban the sale of donuts. At same time, may be requesting League of Inland Cities to deem donut part of Bricklyn's "cultural heritage."
Shocking “Private” Poems Become a Public Matter
02.05.23 / Brickman "private" poems on donuts and croissants found on street outside Bricklyn Eagle offices. Brickman offers explanation for his "doggerel."
League of Inland Cities Seeks Observer Status in United Nations
02.04.23 / The Bricklyn Eagle has just obtained a copy of a draft petition from the League of Inland Cities (League) to the United Nations (UN).
Bricklyn’s “Great Donut Debate” Heads to the Federal Council
01.31.23 / "The Great Donut Debate" heads to the Federal Council for action as partisans line up on both sides of the issue.
Railroad Crossing Accidents & Head Pop-Offs
01.15.23 / Editor Walt Brickman responds to a reader question about bicycle / pedestrian fatalities from being hit by Bricktrak trains.
Looking Back at 2022 and Forward to 2023
01.09.23 / Find out the 4 big events that happened in BricklynVT in 2022 — and what's being planned for 2023. Keep up-to-date right here at BricklynVT.com
Lincoln Logs Rule for Bricklyn Kids. What!?
09.20.21 / Why do people assume that Bricklyn kids would want to play with LEGO bricks? For 6 year old Milly, Lincoln Logs rule!
Bricklyn to Burlington: Honor Your Commitments!
09.10.21 / Diplomatic efforts to defuse the F-35 crisis stall, as Bricklyn's demands are rejected.