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For the Love of Donuts … Great British Bake Off Judges Paul Hollywood & Prue Leith Invited to Visit Bricklyn

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September 28, 2025

by Duane Sandville, Outland Affairs correspondent

A promotional image inviting Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith to a donut tour in Bricklyn, Vermont, featuring LEGO characters holding donuts and surrounded by donut-themed graphics.

An Invitation to visit Bricklyn, VT. Above left: Dunk Them Donuts CEO Dave Tiler Broffman. Above right: Saul Hollybrick & Drew Brickeeth, avatars of the real Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith.
Photos by Ann Tiler Anderson, with assistance of GPT-4o AI and Canva..

During the recent airing of Episode 3 of this season’s Great British Bake Off, celebrity baker and Bake Off judge Paul Hollywood acknowledged that his “guilty pleasure” was eating donuts!📍 This admission was followed by the show’s challenge to its contestants to bake a dozen delectably delicious donuts.

📍The Bricklyn Eagle uses standard American spelling of words. We recognize that “donut” is spelled as “doughnut” in Great Britain and most of the English speaking world. We also note that in 1808 New Yorker Washington Irving apparently used the hyphenated spelling “dough-nut.”

Following the airing of the show, Bricklyn donut mogul David Tiler Broffman — a fan of the Great British Bake Off — set in motion a chain of conversations among Bricklyn business leaders. The result: a special invitation to the Bake Off’s two judges, Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith, to visit the Realm of Bricklyn, either in-person or through their Bricklyn avatars (and live-streamed back to the United Kingdom).

Coordinated by Bricklyn Chamber of Commerce CEO Tom Brickorti, plans are already moving forward for Leith & Hollywood’s hoped for visit, whether in-person or through their avatars. “The LEGO Realm of Bricklyn,” noted Brickorti, “has long been recognized for its ‘donut culture,’ and as the home of Dunk Them Donuts, Bricklyn’s largest employer. We plan to show our guests the innovative ways in which Bricklyn has become the donut capital of the Inland world.”

A LEGO figure representing a baker in front of a shop called 'Dunk Them Donuts,' with donuts displayed on a table.
Sal Broffman, David Tiler Broffman’s grandfather in front of the original Dunk Them Donuts shop. Photo provided by Dunk Them Donuts, and developed with assistance from Dall E-3 AI and the Prisma filter.

What makes Bricklyn-made donuts so special?

Over ninety percent of donuts eaten in Bricklyn come from Dunk Them Donuts. As its CEO, David Tiler Broffman, told us, “While we offer a wide variety of donuts, all are rooted in a family recipe handed down from my grandparents. For many years, Dunk Them Donuts, were only sold in the family’s Bricklyn Junction store.

“We’ve greatly expanded our donut offerings since then, but we continue to aim for the quality found in our original family recipe.” Broffman added that “soon, with Mr. Hollywood’s permission, we would love to include a line of glazed donuts based on his own special recipe.”

A scene from a LEGO-themed bakery called Pastries by Patsy, showcasing two LEGO characters dancing outside while other characters enjoy desserts inside.

If Hollywood and Leith’s visit takes place, they will be the second set of celebrity donut lovers to land in Bricklyn, following in the footsteps of the famed Simpsons.

Three years ago Bricklyn civic leaders enticed Homer Simpson, along with dozens of his family members and friends, to move from Springfield to Bricklyn, in part because of the promise of providing the Simpson clan with a lifetime, unlimited supply of Dunk Them Donuts. CEO Broffman acknowledges this was “a quite costly pledge, but one that has truly put Bricklyn and Dunk Them Donuts on the World Donut map.”

Others involved in the Bricklyn baking scene have also been contacted about the possible Hollywood and Leith visit, including Bricklyn pastry chef Patsy Brickerson. While her own shop, Pastries by Patsy, focuses on French baked goods, it also offers Patsy’s own take on donuts.

A LEGO figure of a man with gray hair and a beard, wearing an apron that says 'I ❤️ DONUTS', holding a pink frosted donut while standing in a kitchen.
Now out of the closet with his love of donuts.
Photo by Ann Tiler Anderson, with help from GPT 4o AI.

As Brickerson told us, “there’s absolutely nothing contradictory about enjoying both French pastries and Bricklyn donuts.”

“I’m glad,” she continued, “that a chef as highly respected as Paul Hollywood can acknowledge a love of donuts, even if he needs to couch it as his ‘guilty pleasure.’ I know that feeling, but am glad we’re both ‘out of the closet’ now when it comes to our love of donuts.” ✥

From the Editor: While not directly related to what you have just read, we thought the following Note by amateur historian Ned Nettles might be of interest to our readers. Mr. Nettles is a lover of both American history and the history of donuts. He earned a B.A. degree in Outland History in 1988 from Bricklyn University, and periodically reports on historic topics of interest on NewsChannel 5. — Walt Brickman, Editor, The Bricklyn Eagle.

Scroll down past this Note to read Letters to the Editor we’ve received.


A Note on Colonial-Era Philadelphia & Donuts
by Ned Nettles, B.A.

Shown below is what is considered to be a reproduction of the original “Map of the Donut World,” circa 1791, attributed to Mathew Carey — who established one of the first American cartographic publishing firms in Philadelphia in 1785. Carey’s likeness as a young man is believed to be captured by the figure in the upper right corner of the map looking towards his wife Elissa in the upper left corner of the map.

An artistic illustration titled 'Map of the Donut World,' featuring vintage-style depictions of people holding donuts and a map showing various locations with donut symbols.
Map of the Donut World (1791) by Matthew Carey, restored with assistance of GPT-4o AI.

Long thought to have been lost, the Map of the Donut World was discovered buried in a thin metal box during excavations earlier this year at the former site of Matthew Carey’s business on Philadelphia’s Chestnut Street near Third.

Carey is believed to have been a regular at what was then known as “Widow Chardin’s Coffee House,” located near the corner of Second & Walnut Streets, not far from his business. Operated by Mary Chardín after her husband’s death, her donuts were said to be the “sweetest of cherished treats.”

Widow Chardin’s Coffee House is also where the practice of dunking donuts into mugs of steaming hot coffee is said to have occurred with special gusto on September 17, 1787, when patrons dunked to the health and welfare of the framers of the United States Constitution — a document adopted by the delegates to the Constitutional Convention earlier that day at the nearby Pennsylvania State House (now called Independence Hall).

A historical illustration depicting Benjamin Franklin being carried in a sedan chair by four men in period clothing, with a historical building in the background.
Franklin in his sedan chair. Illustration by GPT-4o AI with prompts from reporter Duane Sandville.

Some reported at the time that Benjamin Franklin and James Madison, were among those present at Widow Chardin’s Coffee House for this impromptu dunking ceremony.

Others have disputed this account, saying that the ailing 81-year-old Franklin had been carried in his sedan chair back to his residence on nearby Fourth Street, while Madison, complaining of a headache, had returned to his lodgings at Mrs. Mary House’s boarding house on South Fifth Street, a short walk from the Pennsylvania State House. ✥


A colorful LEGO-style graphic featuring an eagle's head with a prominent beak and expressive eye, surrounded by LEGO bricks in various colors.

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To the Editor: This invitation is just one more example of Dunk Them Donut’s CEO’s showmanship. But what Mr. Broffman mistakes is thinking that the British Bake Off judges would care in the least for touring Dunk Them Donuts’ facilities.

Dunk Them Donuts workers in Bricklyn Junction using the donut extruders to insert fillings.
Dunk Them Donuts workers in Bricklyn Junction using the donut extruders to insert fillings. Photo by Ann Tiler Anderson, with assistance of Dall E-3 AI.

Broffman’s company, with its mass production of donuts; its aim to dominate the donut marketplace; its belief that with donuts the bigger the better; and its shabby treatment of its workers, is the polar opposite of the kind of craft and human values I hope and believe Mr. Hollywood and Ms. Leith support. It is disappointing that your reporting failed to note these points. — Toby Smallbrick, Bricklyn, VT.


To the Editor: As a worker in Dunk Them Donuts’ manufacturing plant in Bricklyn Junction, I fear the Chamber of Commerce and Mr. Broffman may paint too glowing a picture of Dunk Them Donuts for Hollywood and Leith. Sure, the pay is decent, and we need donuts for the economy. But why can’t we have better working conditions and more rest breaks?

Filling donuts all day can get tiring, and I’ll admit even boring. I’ve never been the complaining type, but I’ve come to think we could use a union here. Don’t know why Mr. Broffman keeps telling us having a union would threaten our jobs and our future. Seems to me it would help secure them both. –– Name Withheld, Bricklyn Jct., VT.


To the Editor: I saw you added a long footnote about donuts in Colonial-era Philadelphia. Yeah, that’s sort of interesting if you’re into history. But what’s really important is that Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith may visit Bricklyn! That would be something! Let’s pull together and make it happen! — Annie B. Cool, South Bricklyn, VT.


To the Editor: I must say that I have my doubts about the “Note from a Lover of American History & Donuts” that you appended to reporter Sandville’s otherwise informative article. You say this Note is written by a Bricklynite with knowledge of American history and culture. But a lot of the “facts” he sets out are more in the nature of “fantasies.” For example, he highlights the role of the so-called “Widow Chardin’s Tavern” or “Coffee House.” But was there really such a place? Here’s what I asked Chat GPT, followed by its reply:

Map of the Donut World from 1791, attributed to Mathew Carey, showing historical significance of donuts in American culture.

But now take a look at what Chat GPT wrote in response to my follow-up question for its source of information about Widow Chardin’s establishment:

A screenshot of a conversation discussing the historical accuracy of 'Widow Chardin's Coffee House' in colonial Philadelphia, with mention of sources like the Philadelphia Encyclopedia.

So it appears there may well have been no such place as Widow Chardin’s Coffee House or Tavern! This is only one of several questionable statements made in Mr. Nettle’s Note, including the claimed existence of a fanciful looking 18th century document titled “Map of the Donut World” … So what are we to believe? Please, no more amateur historians who fail to check their sources! — Ellen B. Sondberg, Bricklyn, VT

Dictionary definition of 'verisimilitude', showing its meaning as the appearance of being true or real.

Reply from Editor Walt Brickman: While I thank Ms. Sondberg for her dedication to historical accuracy, I am afraid she misconstrues the nature of The Bricklyn Eagle and its contents.

I need to re-emphasize the “fact” that while The Bricklyn Eagle draws on real people, places, and events to provide some verisimilitude, it remains a work of fiction. So please double-check any statements you read before passing them along as actual facts.


To the Editor: I was just told by a friend about a comment your newspaper received questioning the accuracy of material you published about colonial-era Philadelphia, including mention of Matthew Carey, who was my 8th-great-grandfather on my mother’s side. There had long been family lore that he published a so-called “donut map,” something your article referenced. In checking with friends here in Philadelphia, I can verify that a Colonial-era map with the title “A Map of the Donut World” was found during excavations this past March at the site of Matthew Carey’s business, and has been donated to the Atwater-Kent collection of Philadelphia-related historic documents housed at Drexel University.

In discussing this further with my cousin Suzanne (our “unofficial” family genealogist), she told me that word was that our 8th-great-grandfather also loved to frequent a nearby tavern that was operated by a widowed woman named Mary.

Hope the above information is helpful to you and your readers. While I never heard before of Bricklyn or of your newspaper, it’s nice to learn that among LEGO people there’s an interest in Philadelphia history. By the way, my two children really enjoy LEGO building — I’m going to tell them about Bricklyn! — Margery Bookbinder, Philadelphia, PA.

Reply from Editor Walt Brickman: I trust our readers saw the second paragraph of my previous reply!


Mr. Burns & Waylon Smithers in nuclear power plant control room.

Nu-Clear Bricklyn Secret Agreement Revealed

December 29, 2024

by David Tiler Blue, Metro Desk Reporter

Just three days after we reported on the donut-filled celebration of the “Simpsons 5th Anniversary in Bricklyn,” The Bricklyn Eagle has learned of a “nuclear power plant agreement” between several of the Simpsons’ principals and the Realm of Bricklyn. The previously unpublicized agreement links the Simpsons’ December 2019 move to Bricklyn with the Realm’s approval of a nuclear power plant in Bricklyn.

This quid pro quo became public when an entity called “Nu-Clear Bricklyn” filed a legal complaint in Bricklyn Superior Court yesterday. The complaint requests the Court to “order the Realm of Bricklyn to issue no later than January 27, 2025 a license permitting construction of a nuclear power plant on the site of Bricklyn’s Riverside Park and Fairgrounds.” This would be Bricklyn’s first nuclear power plant.

Photo of Smithers (left) and Burns (right) in control room of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Photo obtained by The Bricklyn Eagle; and developed with assistance of Dall E-3 AI.
Photo of Smithers (left) and Burns (right) in control room of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Photo obtained by The Bricklyn Eagle; and developed with assistance of Dall E-3 AI.

The Bricklyn Eagle has obtained a copy of the document underlying the complaint. It is titled “Agreement for Simpsons & Friends Relocation to Bricklyn,” and is dated January 5, 2019.

In the agreement, the principals for Nu-Clear Bricklyn are listed as: C. Montgomery Burns, CEO; Waylon J. Smithers, Jr., Secretary; and David Tiler Broffman, CFO.

The signatory for the Realm of Bricklyn is listed as (then) Yuppie- Mayor-King Spiro Brickburger.

YMK Spiro Brickburger

Of particular interest are the following paragraphs of the January 2019 Agreement:

“In consideration for Mr. Burns’ and Mr. Smithers’ vital assistance in relocating the Simpson family and friends from Springfield to the Realm of Bricklyn, VT, an event to occur no later than December 31, 2019, the Realm of Bricklyn, VT, agrees to take all necessary steps no later than December 21, 2024 to approve the construction of a nuclear power plant owned and operated by Nu-Clear Bricklyn to be located along the Brickooski River at the sites of what are known as The Fairgrounds and adjoining Riverside Park.

Failure of the Realm of Bricklyn to grant such approval by December 21, 2024 shall be deemed a breach of this relocation agreement, and the Realm of Bricklyn shall be liable for the expense of returning the Simpson family and their related clan to Springfield, while also paying to Mr. Burns and Mr. Broffman a penalty of $2 million dollars (U.S.) each, and $1 million dollars (U.S.) to Mr. Smithers.”

Nu-Clear Bricklyn has requested the Court to either compel the Realm of Bricklyn to issue a permit to construct the power plant, or require the Realm to pay for the Simpson clan’s re-location to Springfield, as well as awarding damages totaling $5 million dollars (U.S.) to the three principals of Nu-Clear Bricklyn.

The Bricklyn Eagle sought comment from Nu-Clear Bricklyn, as well as from former YMK, Spiro Brickburger.

A spokesperson for Nu-Clear said that “Nu-Clear complied with all legal requirements, as we will clearly demonstrate in Superior Court. The fact that there was a quid-pro-quo for the Simpsons’ move from Springfield to Bricklyn is a normal part of business practices. What’s more, Bricklyn would greatly benefit from being able to rely on its own power source, not on the whims of Outlanders. Nuclear has a proven track record in other Inland Realms. These are facts, not fiction.”

In a brief statement to the press from his retirement home on Lake Bricklyn, former Yuppie-Mayor-King (YMK) Brickburger said, “I’ve always acted in the best interests of the Realm of Bricklyn. That will be shown here. People forget that the position of King comes with the inherent power to act in the in the peoples’ best interests, that’s part of the royal prerogative.”

The Bricklyn Eagle also received the following statement from Federal Council President Hilma Plater-Zybrick:

Federal Council President Hilma Plater-Zybrick
Federal Council President Hilma Plater-Zybrick. Photo from Bricklyn Eagle archives, taken with assistance of Dall E-3 AI.

“I was shocked to learn this morning that there was a secret agreement apparently signed by former YMK, Spiro Brickburger that purportedly authorizes the construction of a nuclear power plant at the site of the Fairgrounds and Riverside Park.

“While this action may have technically been within the scope of YMK Brickburger’s authority as King — and I emphasize the word “may” — the Federal Council, of which I was then a member, was never informed that the 2019 relocation of the Simpsons to Bricklyn was to be conditioned on approval of the construction of a nuclear power plant.”

Montgomery Burns and David Tiler Broffman meeting at Nu-Clear Bricklyn offices. Photographer is unnamed, but received assistance from Dall E-3 AI.

As Council President Plater-Zybrick’s statement continues:

“I was dismayed to learn that Dunk Them Donuts CEO David Tiler Broffman is one of the principals of Nu-Clear Bricklyn, the company that will purportedly own and operate this facility.

“I am also concerned about the role Federal Chancellor Thurnbrick may have played in this affair, and have requested his presence at a special meeting of the Federal Council next week.

“I can promise the citizens of Bricklyn three things: first, that the Federal Council will fully investigate what has transpired, second, that Riverside Park and The Fairgrounds will remain publicly owned and accessible, and not be the site of any power plant; and third, that no nuclear plant will be constructed anywhere within the Realm of Bricklyn until after full public hearings and approval by the Federal Council.”

Apparently over the past several months there have been behind the scenes negotiations between Nu-Clear Bricklyn and the Federal Chancellor’s office. Why the Federal Council was apparently not included in, or informed of, these talks is not yet clear.

The Bricklyn Eagle will continue to monitor this breaking news story.

Update: March 7, 2025: The Federal Council announced an agreement with Nu-Clear Bricklyn that Nu-Clear will cease all efforts to construct a nuclear power plant in Bricklyn (at least until January 1, 2027), and will drop its current lawsuit against the Realm of Bricklyn, while the Realm of Bricklyn agrees not to initiate any lawsuit against Nu-Clear Bricklyn or its principals related to their efforts to construct a nuclear power plant at the Riverside Park / Fairgrounds location.


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To the Editor: Is our government a circus, or what? Left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing. Doesn’t Ms. Plater-Zybrick, our supposedly “on top of everything” Federal Council President communicate regularly with Federal Chancellor Thurnbrick? What has he been up to in all this? Was he in on this deal?? And talking about circuses, where is the Barnum & Bricklyn Circus going to set up their tents if the Fairgrounds is used for a nuclear power plant?? — Alan Brickstein, Bricklyn, VT

To the Editor: I’m the Outland homeowner who leases to the Realm of Bricklyn space in my basement (plus .2 acres of my back yard) to house the Tripartite Realm of Bricklyn, VT. I was as shocked as anyone to read in today’s Bricklyn Eagle about this nuclear power plant deal.

Believe me, I’ve already contacted attorneys — both in Vermont and in Bricklyn — about how this so-called agreement violates the terms of the lease I agreed to offer the Realm of Bricklyn. No way I’m having radioactive materials in my basement! All I can say right now to the folks at Nu-Clear Bricklyn is “See You In Court!” — Name withheld, South Burlington, VT.

Reply from the Editor: In keeping with Bricklyn law, we are not authorized to disclose the name of the above letter writer, who is the lessor of the space on which the Realm of Bricklyn is located.


Simpson family at 5th Anniversary in Bricklyn, VT celebration.

Simpson Clan Celebrates 5 Years in Bricklyn

December 26, 2024

by David Tiler Blue, Metro Desk Reporter

Dave Tiler Broffman
Dunk Them Donuts CEO David Tiler Broffman and his ubiquitous strawberry-glazed donut and fire red coupe. Broffman helped engineer the Simpsons surprising relocation to Bricklyn, VT, five years ago. Photo by David Plater Blue, with assistance from Dall E-3 AI.

For more than two years, David Tiler Broffman, CEO of Dunk Them Donuts, worked behind the scenes with the Bricklyn Chamber of Commerce in the successful campaign that culminated in 2019 with the Simpsons clan relocating from Springfield to their new hometown of Bricklyn, VT.

➤ Included in the move were previously unknown to the public twins and triplets of a number of Simpson family members and friends!

Simpson family arrives in Bricklyn on Dec. 23, 2019.
Above: the Simpson family and friends arriving in Bricklyn on December 23, 2019. Photo by Paul B. Macro, with assistance of Dall E-3 AI.

Since arriving in Bricklyn, the Simpsons have helped cement Bricklyn’s place as the Donut Capital of America,

Photos above and below of Simpsons 5th Anniversary in Bricklyn celebration held in Southside Park. Photos taken by Bricklyn Eagle photographer Ann Tiler Anderson, with assistance from Dall E-3 AI.

The Bricklyn Eagle has previously reported on the Simpsons’ impact on Bricklyn; some excerpts:

The Simpsons’ arrival has led to an expansion in the number of Dunk Them Donuts stores, including this new “supersize” outlet in downtown Bricklyn. Photo by Ann Tiler Anderson, with assistance from Dall E-3 AI.

Bricklyn’s “Great Donut Debate” Heads to the Federal Council (Jan. 31, 2023) — Tom Brickorti, President of the Bricklyn Chamber of Commerce, told The Bricklyn Eagle, “donuts are critical to our Realm’s tourist economy,” noting that “the boom in donut shops resulting from the Simpson family’s relocation to Bricklyn in December 2019, has led to a significant increase in tourism.”

Groundskeeper Willie
Groundskeeper Willie retrieves discarded poem that caused trouble for its author, Bricklyn Eagle Editor Walt Brickman.

Brickorti reports that “Simpson fans from both Outland and Inland cities want to eat in the same donut shops where Homer Simpson eats, and perhaps even catch sight of the celebrity.”

Shocking “Private” Poems Become a Public Matter (Feb. 5, 2023) — This [Bricklyn Eagle] reporter on arriving at work this morning  was given two pieces of paper by Groundskeeper Willie.

As Willie explained: “Ah fun thae twa papers ootdoors this mornin’ as ah wis daein’ mah roonds. Ah didnae ken if thay wur overflowing fae yer office’s wee trashcan. Ah brought tae yer affice as ah wasn’t sure if ye wanted thaim.” 📍

📍Groundskeeper Willie has a strong Scottish accent. Here he’s describing how he found two papers on the street this morning while he was making his rounds, and brought them to The Eagle’s offices as he wasn’t sure whether or not they were meant for the trash.

Homer Simpson by monorail station
Homer Simpson loitering near Bricklyn Loop Monorail station.

Bricklyn Loop Monorail Draws Eyes Skyward (Nov. 3, 2023) —  [Bricklyn Loop Monorail] CEO Stephen Plater Mills acknowledged “the concerns some may have about monorail safety given that unfortunate event and the fact that Homer Simpson — implicated in the Springfield crash — is now living in Bricklyn” and has been spotted loitering by two monorail stations. …

 As for Simpson, Mills declared, “keep him loaded with those mega donuts and he won’t cause any monorail mischief.”

We at The Bricklyn Eagle, like other Bricklynites, enjoy engaging in “Simpson spotting” — especially while munching on a Dunk Them Donut. A few of our many Simpson photos are posted below.


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