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Watching the solar eclipse

Bricklynites Venture to Vermont Outerlands to View Solar Eclipse

April 9, 2024

Editor’s Note: This post is not available to Inland readers, and can only be viewed by Outland readers such as you. The reason is that 98 percent of Bricklyn’s populace is not aware of the Outland, human world. Please do not share what you will read with any Bricklynites you may happen to speak with!

by Samantha B. Fortune, Bricklyn Eagle Health & Science Reporter

Two dozen Bricklyn Kyndige joined an excursion to Vermont’s Outerlands yesterday. The trip, sponsored by The Samfundet, was to view the solar eclipse that crossed the northwestern quarter of Vermont. As a Kyndige myself, I accompanied the group both out of personal interest and to cover the event for the Outland online edition of The Bricklyn Eagle.

Samfundet meeting
Meeting of The Samfundet. Photo from The Bricklyn Eagle archives, with assistance from Dall E-3 AI.

As many Outland readers know, only Bricklynites who are Kyndige are aware of the Outland world. Ninety-eight percent of Bricklynites are not even aware of the fact that the Realm of Bricklyn is located within the confines of the Outland city of South Burlington.

The Samfundet — the organization that represents Kyndige Bricklynites — organized a special bus trip to the Vermont Outerlands, that is, the portion of Vermont located within five miles of its border with Bricklyn. It is only in this limited part of the Outland world that some Bricklynites (i.e., Kyndige) are able to visit.

Portion of the Vermont outerlands
The Brickooski River separates the Realm of Bricklyn from Vermont’s Outerlands. All photos in this article, unless otherwise noted, were taken by Samantha B. Fortune, with assistance from Dall E-3 AI.

Viewing a Total Solar Eclipse

The purpose of the trip was to view the April 8, 2024 solar eclipse, a phenomenon unknown in the Realm of Bricklyn for the simple reason that the Earth’s Sun is never visible in Bricklyn.

Before embarking yesterday, Bricklyn’s Chief Cosmologist, O’Neal DeGas Brickson, briefed the group on the mechanics of solar eclipses and their quite special place in human history.

Chief Cosmologist O’Neal DeGas Brickson briefs group before heading off to view the solar eclipse in Vermont’s Outerlands.
En route to the Vermont Outerlands.

The group travelled to a quite scenic viewing spot just two miles west of the Brickooski River (the border between Bricklyn and South Burlington).

Shortly after arriving, the eclipse began, reaching totality at about 3:26 pm. Reactions ranged from shock and disbelief to a feeling of rapturous joy.

Bricklynites React to the Eclipse

Several of the Bricklynites viewing the eclipse from a ridge in the Vermont Outlands.

Nancy B. George, of Bricklyn Junction, found the experience “completely otherworldly,” adding that “this has been only the fifth time I’ve been in the Outerlands, so I’ve only seen the actual Sun and Moon in person a few times. But to see the Sun being gobbled up by the Moon was a startlingly beautiful sight.”

Nancy B. George (on left) and Gary Tiler Morris viewing the solar eclipse.

Standing next to Nancy George, South Bricklyn resident Gary Tiler Morris, nodded in agreement.

“As a Kyndige,” he said, “I’m privileged, but also burdened, by knowledge of the Outland world. While it is hard to be one of those few Bricklynites aware that our Realm is confined within an alien world inhabited by humans and may even be a simulation, being a Kyndige does afford the opportunity to view some remarkable natural phenomena not present in our own Realm.”

For Sam Slaterbrick, seeing the eclipse confirmed the wisdom of a decision he only recently made. “As a sophomore at Bricklyn University, I just decided a few weeks ago to major in cosmology. Hearing our Chief Cosmologist talk before we headed to the Outerlands, and then experiencing the eclipse, makes me hope that one day I’ll be able to work in the Chief Cosmologist’s office.”

The only bad news coming out of the trip was hearing that the next total solar eclipse slated to traverse Vermont won’t come for another 55 years (on May 1, 2079). But there are a number of places around the globe where the wait will be a lot shorter! ✥

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Man wide awake at 3am

A Troubling Message from a Troubled Reader

March 15, 2024

Wide awake at 3:13am. Illustration by Bricklyn staff cartoonist Bruce B. Lender with assistance from Dall E-3 AI.

Text Message to Bricklyn Eagle Editor Walt Brickman from a “Mr. S.” follows:

“Dear Editor Brickman: an issue is racking my brain and keeping me awake (It is 3:13 a.m as I type). Are there citizens in Bricklyn who themselves are Lego fans and who have extremely tiny Bricklyn like cities in their basements, and if so, do THOSE mini-Bricklyn folks have even tinier Bricklyn type cities in their mini mini basements, and if yes, do those submicroscopic cities have citizens with even smaller subatomic lego cities in their basements, etc., etc., etc. ? This appears to be an existential problem … or have night terrors taken over my brain!”

Text Message Reply to Mr. S. from Walt Brickman, Editor, The Bricklyn Eagle:

Given the emergency nature of your mental state I thought it best to quickly find an answer to your question.

I referred your question to Bricklyn’s Chief Cosmologist, O’Neal deGas Brickson. He replied as follows:

Bricklyn’s Chief Cosmologist, O’Neal deGas Brickson. Photo by Walt Brickman with assistance from Dall E-3 AI.

“Dear Mr. S., be assured that you are far from the first person to encounter this fear, anxiety, or even terror, that can lead to night sweat, palpitations, and other worrisome symptoms.

Your concerns appear to relate to what is termed the ‘simulation hypothesis,’ which theorizes that the reality we experience might actually be a computer-generated simulation, much like a video game.

If our reality is a simulation created by advanced beings, it is conceivable that those beings could themselves exist within a simulated reality, and so on, forming a chain of nested simulations. Each level of simulation could contain entities with their own consciousness and perception of reality, much like how nested models or structures contain elements within them.

This idea raises profound questions about the nature of existence, consciousness, and the possibility of other realities beyond our own, which could contribute to your sleeplessness and night terrors.

The majority opinion in the Bricklyn scientific community is that there is a 1 in 2 chance that Bricklyn, and your Outland world itself, are all simply simulations, and possibly nested simulations within a simulation.

This appears to be in line with scientific opinion in your own Outland world, which also interestingly posits that the development of consciousness in artificial intelligence — which seem almost inevitable — would shockingly increase the odds that we are are living within a simulation. See, e.g., “Do We Live in a Simulation? Chances Are about 50–50” (Scientific American, October 13, 2020).

We sought to verify our thoughts with Chat GPT.

Reply from Chat GPT:

Conversing with Chat GPT about the simulation hypothesis. Photo by Walt Brickman with assistance from Dall E-3 AI.

“The notion that the development of consciousness in artificial intelligence (AI) could increase the likelihood that we are living within a simulation is an intriguing hypothesis proposed by some thinkers. The reasoning behind this idea often revolves around the assumption that if humans can create conscious beings in simulated environments, it’s plausible that other entities, potentially far more advanced than us, could have done the same.

If conscious AI entities could exist within simulations created by advanced civilizations, it raises questions about the nature of consciousness, reality, and our place within it.” — Chat GPT reply at 1:20pm ET, March 14, 2024.

In sum, Mr. S., all I can offer you as a cosmologist, and as a fellow being, is the following:

Please take some deep breaths, stay calm, float on a raft with a can of beer in your hand, or indulge in some pharmaceuticals, as there is nothing you (or any of us) can do to change the facts of our ‘existence,’ or simulated existence … so whether or not we are living in simulations is ‘in reality’ out of our hands.”

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To the Editor: Do readers of The Bricklyn Eagle really need to wander in the murk of all this talk about simulations? What we’d like to read about is stimulation, not simulation! For me, there’s nothing more stimulating that looking forward to a meal at that new French restaurant that just opened. How about reporting on that, instead of messing with our minds! — Alan Litebrick, South Bricklyn

Reply from the Editor: Alan, thanks for your comment. Here at The Bricklyn Eagle we try to cover both simulations and stimulations! As to your remark about the just-opened L’Étoile du Nord restaurant, get ready to be stimulated because talented correspondent Gloria Vanderbrick will be reporting in the Eagle on this innovative, but classic, French restaurant and its talented chef, Christophe Plater Poulin. — March 20, 2024 update: Vanderbrick’s report on L’Étoile du Nord is now available.

Seeing Beyond Bricklyn’s Borders

Updated Feb. 5, 2024
Originally published on July 3, 2021

Samantha B. Fortune, Bricklyn Eagle’s Health & Science correspondent & Duane Sandville, Outland correspondent

It is almost as if most Bricklynites are blindfolded and cannot see the Outland world that borders the Realm of Bricklyn. Photo by Antonia Tiler Andreessen from her exhibition at the Bricklyn Museum of Art, with assistance from Dall E-3.

One of the most significant questions that has long baffled those Bricklynites aware of the existence of Outland Communities (such as Burlington and South Burlington, Vermont) is why Bricklynites cannot typically “see” beyond the borders / edges of Bricklyn?

If they did, they might be shocked to see that they are inhabiting a world located within a Burlington (and now South Burlington) basement!📍

📍As we’ve previously noted, a number of Bricklynites, because of their position in government; their role in several select organizations; or for several other reasons are Kyndige, and made aware of the existence of Outland Cities.

While mental health counseling is often needed to overcome the shock of realizing that they may be living and working within a simulation, most do adjust. Remarkably, they can then (suddenly) see beyond the edges of Bricklyn.

Expert Team Seeks to Explain the Phenomenon

Chief Scientist Mike Strassbrick. Photo by Samantha B. Fortune, with assistance from Dall E-3.

Bricklyn Chief Scientist Mike Strassbrick last year put together an expert team to try to finally explain this phenomenon. Team members included such reputed figures as Chief Cosmologist O’Neal DeGas Brickson; Principal Psychologist Pritchard Tiler Stein, along with scientists in fields as varied as photonics, holography, and structural mechanics.

The team honed in on a theory that would at least piece together one part of the puzzle: It posits that a giant unseen (at least to LEGO eyes) concave structure wraps around Bricklyn, essentially precluding a view beyond the structure itself. LEGO brains seem to be wired to accept this.


Psychologist Tiler Stein points to recent research by psychologists on visual perception and concavity. As an article in NeuroImage notes:

“Intuitively, we are always inside a scene, while interacting with the outside of objects; hence, we hypothesize that a potential diagnostic feature of a scene is concavity — a visual feature that conveys a viewer’s state of being inside a space. … the cortical scene-processing system will respond more to concave images than to convex images.

As predicted, participants categorized concave objects as scenes more often than convex objects, and, using functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI), two scene-selective cortical regions (the parahippocampal place area, PPA, and the occipital place area, OPA) responded significantly more to concave than convex objects.”📍

📍Anne Cheng, et al, “Concavity as a diagnostic feature of visual scenes,NeuroImage, Vol. 232, 15 May 2021, 117920.

The “Truman Effect”?

In assessing the research to date, Chief Scientist Strassbrick suggests the possibility that the concave structure wrapping around Bricklyn creates a visual illusion of completeness, leading Bricklynites to not question their “reality.”

“In some interesting ways,” Strassbrick adds, “this is a less threatening view of the world that many humans held for centuries, where you could simply sail West and then drop off the face of the Earth!”

Is there a doorway through the structure that seems to wrap itself around the borders of Bricklyn, as in The Truman Show?

Psychologist Tiler Stein also draws parallels in the so-called “Truman Effect,” named for a movie where the principal character does not realize his reality has been artificially delimited.📍

📍See The Truman Show, written by Andrew Niccol, directed by Peter Weir, starring Jim Carrey.

As Tiler Stein cautions, “we have complex psychological issues to deal with when raising topics related to the concept that Bricklyn may be a simulated world,” adding that “we need to avoid making even the slightest mention of this new theory to the general Bricklyn population, given the impact it could have on their mental health.”

Mass Delusions, Myopia?

Mass delusions gripped colonial Salem, Massachusetts in 1692-93 during the deadly Witch Trials. Illustration “The witch No. 1” by Joseph E. Baker, 1892. From Library of Congress.

Of course, there remain other possibilities that have been bruited about to explain why Bricklynites cannot see beyond the edge of the Realm, ranging from mass delusions to a variant of genetically transmitted myopia.

In some ways, the more the scientific community has learned, the more baffling the problem with understanding reality in Bricklyn and beyond has become. ✥

➤ Editor’s Follow Up Note: After reading this post, Bricklyn Chief Scientist Mike Strassbrick emailed our offices saying “Watch this and be amazed!!!” We’re inserting below the video Strassbrick told us about — and were also amazed! It reinforces the point reporters Fortune and Sandville made about the power of illusions!